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12.06.2025 00:35

share office space ...
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So they tried
No, not a chance
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Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
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No way
Nuts and Butts
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Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.