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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 00:35

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

share office space ...

Still no good.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Scientists Discover Promising New Alzheimer’s Treatment - SciTechDaily

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Next, they tried...

NASA’s Webb Telescope Captures a Stunning New View of the Sombrero Galaxy - The Daily Galaxy

Catatonics & High Colonics

Just Forget it!

Everyone loved it.

Astronomers discover black hole ripping a star apart inside a galactic collision. 'It is a peculiar event' - Yahoo

No go.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

They put up a sign reading

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So they tried

No, not a chance

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Still no good

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Unacceptable again!

‘The Studio’ and ‘Hacks’ Are Two of the Best Shows Ever About Hollywood — But Are They Too Inside or PTSD-Inducing? - Variety

No way

Nuts and Butts

What does it mean if someone asks if it’s pink?

Loons and Moons

Minds and Behinds

Hysterias & Posteriors

Investigative Reporters Sound the Alarm at Peabody Awards - Variety

Then came..

Freaks and Cheeks

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

5 takeaways from Seahawks organized team activities | Analysis - The Seattle Times

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So, the docs changed it to read

Thumbs down again.

How do you get started in bestiality with a dog as a male?